Elsie was crying because she fell, even though she wasn't really hurt. There wasn't really anything I could actually do and I hate coddling her when she's hamming up being hurt. So I yelled
"Be HEALED!!!"
in my most southern accent and palmed her forehead. She thought it was hilarious and she's been doing it all day, to her stuffed animals and the pets.
It's so funny to hear her little "be hee aled!" but I don't think the cat appreciates her overly exuberant healing hand (being smacked in the face).
Plus the neighbors probably think it's pretty weird that she's running around the backyard trying to faith heal the dog.