I do not feel even a little bad about "dumpster diving" your terrible landscapes (on exquisite canvas!).
I don't feel bad about sandpapering them down.
and I don't feel bad about painting them black.
I'm glad you don't take the time to create something anybody would appreciate, but moreso, I'm just glad you're too much of a slacker to claim your artwork before it (and it's exquisite canvas) gets thrown out.
Keep on underachievin'!