Tuesday, August 04, 2009

a quick (and completely unentertaining) rant

There are some people whom I don't ask very much of. Seriously, the BARE MINIMUM. Simple things like leave me alone. don't call me. and I can't get that much. And alongside promises to do anything humanly possible, too... I guess letting me live in peace isn't humanly possible. I have very uncomplicated methods of keeping my sanity.

You can use my method too!

It's simple.

It's easy.

Are you ready? Cause here it is...

RUN!

Run far far away!

You don't even have to go far if you don't want to.

A tiger twenty feet from the tent is still outside the circus.

It only stops working when they chase you.

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