Advice for husbands...

Dear Husbands, Here is a tip: If you come home from work 5 hours early, and your wife, thinking she is home alone, is taking a shower and singing at he top of her lungs, do not, I repeat DO NOT, bust open the bathroom door while yelling "MURDER!!!!" because your wife will promptly freak out, scream so loudly people twenty floors above will hear (and truly be convinced that a murder is in fact occurring), she will hurt her back really badly, and there is a good chance that you might just have shampoo thrown at you.

Just a tip.

You're welcome.

-la sha

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Later, while laughing about the incident, it was brought up that no actual murderer would scream "murder!"..... unless the killer was a pokemon.